Brain: Let's watch some tv before we go to bed.
Me: Okay! What should we watch?
Brain: How about the Food Network? We always enjoy that.
Me: Sounds good.
*turns tv on*
Brain: Ooooo! That looks tasty! You should eat that! Oh, that looks tasty, too! Eat it! Eat it!
Me: Brain, that restaurant is in a completely different state. It's an 11 hour drive just to get there.
Brain: So? You could be there by tomorrow! Eat that tasty food!
Me: Remember how my husband is working nights now? He has the car. And even if he didn't, I wouldn't drive to another state just to get some food.
Brain: Stop being so selfish! It's not for you, it's for the baby! Think of the baby!
Me: Pretty sure my baby doesn't care where it gets it's nutrients, as long as it gets nourished.
Brain: But as a pregnant woman, you need the very best food. And THAT looks like the very best food!
Me: Here. Eat an apple and stop complaining.
Haha! Your brain and I would get along great! Food network is my downfall. Bryan says its the worst stuff on television, because the chefs make super delicious looking food, and then eat it front of you ("Oh! Oh yeah. That is SO good," they say.)...and you can't have any. :) I love watching it though. So addicting.
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