Brain: You are so hungry!
Me: Really?
Brain: Yes! You are DYING of hunger!
Me: Oh, okay. I will make a big dinner, then. What do you feel like eating, Brain?
Brain: Something big and filling. And make sure it takes a lot of effort to make!
Me: Okay! Good plan.
*Later, after much effort*
Me: Look, Stomach, I made you a yummy dinner!
Stomach: Well, I didn't really want that...but I guess I can take it.
Me: But Brain said you wanted it!
Brain: Teeheehee!
Stomach: I'll eat a little of this, but I'm not very hungry.
Me: Brain! What the deuce?!
Oh my goodness. I SO remember feeling just like this. I'm so sorry, Callie. Especially after all the effort of cooking an' all. It's just not fair. :(
ReplyDeleteHilarious! And so true.
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