If you are wondering where Part 1 is located, it is titled "Sleepless." This is a new category of entries that I've decided to include, since that entry seemed to be a hit. This will include all the the strange adventures of my brain, and my continual confusion with its reasoning. Enjoy.
Brain: I want Cheetos!
Me: We don't have any.
Brain: But we could buy some! Buy me Cheetos!
Me: No, Brain. We're saving up money for our vacation, remember? Every little bit matters. Besides, Cheetos really aren't good for you. You can only have them every once in a while.
Brain: CHEETOS! Cheetos, Cheetos, Cheetos!
Me: I'm just going to ignore you if you keep that up.
Brain: I won't let you! CHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOSCHEETOS!!!
Me: GAH! Fine! I will buy Cheetos!
*Later*
Me: Here are the Cheetos, Brain.
Lol! Sounds like my brain and me. Except we discuss chocolate chip cookies. Darn brain. I AM trying to not gain a millin pounds here, not like it matters to Sir Brain. He likes the sugar rush.
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